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This is the tale of a not-so-desperate housewife and the years following unexpected Motherhood. I hope you enjoy sharing the day-to-day struggles and triumphs of a Boho Mama and her singular miracle .

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Almost Famous

Okay , i admit it , i really don't have time to dither around with my new 'toy' but i did waste precious moments today capturing a rather imperfect , perfectly amateurish video of my adorable baby son playing tug o' war with Cholula , our equally cute chi chi pet. I gifted myself a Canon Powershot Elph (600 series- all metal construction 'cuz mommies drop stuff) for Christmas and it has a video feature. I just pointed and shot and this is what i got. Yeah , i know it is a little wonky and wobbly but that's becuse i was chuckling to myself all the while. I posted it to YouTube for laughs .
Here is it's premiere . Enjoy the show...


Monday, January 08, 2007

Resolutions/ Uberlist for MamaSaysOM


In my last post i asked what everyone's resolutions for the New Year were.
I got very little response- my guess is that we have given up on the whole thought of New Year resolutions due to our inability to meet our own expectations. I suppose that if we truly are ready and willing to do something useful , not to sound trite and quote a over-used sporting goods manufacturer, well , we just do it and stop agonizing over it and writing lists that never get fully crossed off.

That all said- I have decided to write a list. I was prompted by MAMASAYSOM ( see link to right) and thought about all of the things i have put off or resolved to do year after godforsaken year. I did manage to have a long-secretly-wished-for baby. And he is working on his own list of sorts.
Today it is " grow teeth " His is decidedly easier to manage than mine.





Thus sprouts the list.
Good Luck.
Hope Springs Eternal , as they say.


Here she is:

Sell my house.
Get our two houses meshed into one.
Organize.
Re-Organize.
De-Clutter.
Give away what is no longer needed nor wanted.
Throw out the useless, the ugly and the crap.
Put away ALL of the clean laundry ( instead of leaving it in baskets)
DO all of the laundry.
Have a tag/yard sale.
Make an Ebay site and sell, sell, sell !
Finish my office, powder room and kitchen.
Finish the baby's room.
Get him to sleep in it someday.
Plan my garden.
Take Nooni to the Vet.
Make an appointment with my OB/GYN .
Write all of my long distance friends old fashioned snail mail.
Call all of my long distance friends on ye olde telephone ( not a cell)
Plan Colin's first Birthday celebration.
Unpack all of my books and software, dvds and cds from storage.
Put books on shelves, load software into new computer, put dvds in rotation, download cds onto IPOD i have had for one year.
Download archives of photographs from three computers into IPHOTO.
Upload fave photos into sets in Flickr.
Take photographs everyday .
Organize and consoidate video footage.
Set up film/video studio.
Work on my novel.
Finish my novel.
Write.
Work on collage/assemblage ideas.
Create art.
Find a new yoga center.
Get private pilates instruction.
Get my bike reconditioned.
Go on Southbeach diet when finished nursing.
Get my hair cut.
Invest in a great braising pot and Dutch oven.
Make soup.
Make bread.
Bake a red velvet cake for Valentine's day.
Forget about dieting.
Get some new clothes one size bigger like it or not.
Take a walk everyday.
Go hiking.
Go birding.
Put up bird feeders.
Explore Washington DC .
Leave a smaller footprint ( in more ways than one! )
Work on convincing my husband that the baby needs a kitty , too.
Write to my Grandmother once a week.
Call my parents more often.
Put a calender up and mark people's Birthdays.
Make more of an effort to leave the house on rainy days.
Finish more books.
Actually read the magazines i subscribe to.
Take more time for myself.
Hire a babysitter more often.
Take more naps.
Remember to eat.
Remember eating.
Stay up past 9:00 pm.
Find time to meditate again.
Somehow.
Find more time for myself.
Burn this list.
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